onsdag 2 november 2011

Gambling Quotes

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely. Joe E. Lewis


In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. Author Unknown


Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other. Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, 1823


Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. R.E. Shay




The house doesn't beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself. Nick Dandalos


Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money. Author Unknown


A race track is a place where windows clean people. Danny Thomas


You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. Albert Einstein


A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. Mark Twain


Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. VP Pappy


Luck never gives; it only lends. Swedish Proverb


By gaming we lose both our time and treasure - two things most precious to the life of man. Owen Felltham

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